The GPS PO Box resides in Aldershot, a run-down town on the Surrey/Hampshire border in the South-East of England best known for being the home of the British Army. Our local Member of Parliament is a Tory called Gerald Howarth. We don't like him very much. In fact we think he's a fascist, racist, homophobic wanker. Here are some of Mr Howarth's recent activities:

• PPS to Margaret Thatcher 1991-92
• Actively opposed the extradition of General Pinochet, responsible for the torture of thousands in Chile during the Seventies.
• Supported the extradition of two Sikh terrorists to India, despite concerns over their possible torture in Indian prisons and the illegality of the extradition under the European convention of human rights.
• Support for Neil Hamilton, the discredited cash-for-questions former MP, with whom he successfully sued the BBC over claims that they had links to neo-Nazi groups.
• Opposition to the repeal of Clause 28
• Opposition to equality of age-of-consent legislation
• Opposition to gays in armed forces (do we sense a theme building up here?)
• Doesn't believe CJD and BSD are linked (see http://www.tfa.net/ft/absurdity.htm)
• Member of the Thatcherite "No Turning Back" Group
• Former council member of the Monday Club, which disapproved of non-white immigration
• Tabled Questions in Parliament asking when Kosovo refugees were to be repatriated
• Supporter of Apartheid South Africa
• Attacked the conclusion of the Macphearson report (into Stephen Lawrence's death) that the Metropolitan police are institutionally racist as "a grotesque over-reaction." Further comments in the parliamentary debate on the report were: "I will leave aside whether people coming to this country should be more sensitive to our customs and practices…….rather than us having constantly duck and weave to every changing nuance."
• Was accused of trying to influence Gerald James, chairman of Astra Holdings (to which he was once consultant) before he gave evidence to the Supergun Inquiry.

In Mr Howarth's Hansard records he frequently claims to be stating the views of his constituents. Here's one constituent, at least, who is vehemently opposed to the political views of Mr Howarth and his ilk. Mr Howarth's re-election isn't too far away, 2001 maybe? I think we might have some fun. In the meantime, we'll be watching your every move.